The Real Abe Lincoln

by Fred Ray on November 8, 2010 · 0 comments

The secret’s out—Lincoln was actually a cyborg sent from the future to save the Union and find Sarah Connor’s great-grandmother.

Will the next Terminator movie be set in the 1860s with Ah-nold as John Wilkes Booth? (via Gizmodo)

Somehow I like this better than Lincoln the vampire slayer.

Speaking of Abe’s contemporary appearances, he’s been on South Park at least twice, once as the statue in the Lincoln Memorial animated by magician David Blaine (and shot by an animated statue of John Wilkes Booth), and once as a ghost to comfort Kyle about being ugly.

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